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Puppy gets caught eating paper, decides to leave no witnesses This Vine shows a dog who will not have any witnesses to his paper-eating rampage. Bar fined £100,000 after liquid nitrogen shot caused teen to have her stomach removed Oscar's Wine Bar in England has been fined after serving a young woman a liquid nitrogen drink that caused her stomach to burn. Satya Nadella endures a classic Microsoft demo fail moment Even the best of CEOs can have a bad demo moment, but as Satya Nadella showed at Dreamforce, it's not about the fail, it's about how you pick yourself up. 12 hidden features in iOS 9 From features to help you keep your notifications organized to built-in flight tracking, some of the best features of iOS 9 could be easy to miss. Reviewers hilariously destroy Apple's 'Move to iOS' app Apple launched its first Android app, and it's getting absolutely destroyed by reviewers on Google Play. 'Dear Fat People' comedian tries, fails to win over 'The View' Nicole Arbour appeared on 'The View' and tried to explain her 'Dear Fat People' video. American hero tricks Alex Trebek into saying 'Turd Ferguson' 'Jepoardy!' contestant Talia didn't know the answer in Final Jeopardy -- so she guessed "The Love Ballad of Turd Ferguson" instead. Donald Trump lets an anti-Muslim question stand at latest town hall "We have a problem in this country, it's called Muslims. We know our current president is one." A confused dad live tweets the Bachelor Australia and it's priceless Move over The Bachelor, Australian politician and dad, Mike Baird, was wooing the ladies and gents of Twitter during Thursday night's finale. Amazon Fire tablets are now so cheap you can get them in a $250 six-pack Tablet shoppers now have a tough choice; a 16GB iPad Mini 2, or six of Amazon's new Fire tablets for $19 less. Seriously. 'South Park' premiere's best jokes focused on Tom Brady Sure, the episode revolved around PC culture and Caitlyn Jenner -- but its best zingers were reserved for the Deflategate-plagued quarterback. Read more at Mashable.com ▶ You received this email because you are registered on mashable.com. We respect your privacy. If you believe this has been sent to you in error, please safely unsubscribe. Mashable, Inc. is a Delaware Corporation. P.O. Box 64 New York, NY, 10159-0064