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• Saved By Sex of the Day: Diego the Tortoise Probably Gets Laid More Than You Do
• A Clever Vet Managed to Save Conquer the Goldfish After a Pebble Got Stuck in His Throat
• Lady Bails on Her Arranged Marriage When Man Tells Her to Abandon Her Dog
• You'll Never Be as Excited About Anything as Scrattie Is About the Dog Park
• Someone Farted and the Cat Is Not Happy About It
• How (Not) to Sneak up on a Tiger
• Hamster Mechanic Is Harsh, but Fair
• Noodle the Pug Gets the Belly Scratches of His Doggy Dreams
• The Lion King IRL
• Dog Thinks He's People, Goes Through His Human's Daily Morning Routine

Saved By Sex of the Day: Diego the Tortoise Probably Gets Laid More Than You Do Posted: 14 Sep 2016 12:01 PM PDT He is over 100 years old, weighs about 175 pounds, is nearly 35 inches long, five feet tall, and the ladies love him. His name is Diego. Diego the Chelonoidis hoodensis Galapagos giant tortoise. According to Washington Tapia, a tortoise preservation specialist at Galapagos National Park, Diego "has fathered an estimated 800 offspring, almost single-handedly rebuilding the species' population--and saving it from extinction--on their native island, Espanola, the southernmost in the Galapagos Archipelago." "Around 50 years ago, there were only two males and 12 females of Diego's species alive on Espanola, and they were too spread out to reproduce." Six years ago, they did a genetic study and discovered that Diego was the father of nearly 40 percent of the offspring released into the wild on Espanola, thereby doing more parenting than any other turtle to repopulate the species. "He's a very sexually active male reproducer. He's contributed enormously to repopulating the island," said Tapia. "Rawr, damn straight," replied Diego. Submitted by: (via stevent888) Tagged: sex , galapagos , news , endangered species , giant , tortoise , trending , turtle , species , Video Share on Facebook

A Clever Vet Managed to Save Conquer the Goldfish After a Pebble Got Stuck in His Throat Posted: 14 Sep 2016 12:00 PM PDT From the Brisbane Veterinary Services FB page: "Recently our patients have been keeping us particularly busy! Just last week we had a client with a fishy problem! Conquer the Ranchu Goldfish had accidentally eaten a pebble from his tank and got it stuck in his tiny mouth! Our vets had to give him some help in removing it." Submitted by: Tagged: goldfish , veterinarian , happy ending , fish , vets Share on Facebook

Lady Bails on Her Arranged Marriage When Man Tells Her to Abandon Her Dog Posted: 14 Sep 2016 11:59 AM PDT Karishma Walia from Bengaluru, was all set for an arranged marriage with a man from New Delhi. The man told Karishma that her dog would be a problem, so she did what any loving dog owner would do and kicked her man to the curb. "There was a lot of family pressure, and they still think I did the wrong thing by raising the concern about my dog" Walia told Buzzfeed News. WRONG!!! You did the RIGHT thing, Karishma. Good for you : ) Submitted by: Tagged: dogs , marriage , relationships , arranged marriage , love , dating Share on Facebook

You'll Never Be as Excited About Anything as Scrattie Is About the Dog Park Posted: 14 Sep 2016 10:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Rumble Viral) Tagged: dog park , excited , dogs , screaming , Video Share on Facebook

Someone Farted and the Cat Is Not Happy About It Posted: 14 Sep 2016 08:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via youexist) Tagged: disgusted , Cats , funny Share on Facebook

How (Not) to Sneak up on a Tiger Posted: 14 Sep 2016 07:00 AM PDT Submitted by: ToolBee (via ABC News) Tagged: tigers , sneaky , surprise , tiger , Video Share on Facebook

Hamster Mechanic Is Harsh, but Fair Posted: 14 Sep 2016 06:00 AM PDT LoL by: agentm0m Tagged: car , hamster , mechanic , caption Share on Facebook

Noodle the Pug Gets the Belly Scratches of His Doggy Dreams Posted: 14 Sep 2016 05:00 AM PDT A video posted by Noodle (@showmenoodz) on Sep 9, 2016 at 9:52am PDT Submitted by: (via @showmenoodz) Tagged: dogs , scratches , instagram , pugs , Video Share on Facebook

The Lion King IRL Posted: 14 Sep 2016 04:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via @catmeme.s) Tagged: the lion king , meerkat , IRL , lion Share on Facebook

Dog Thinks He's People, Goes Through His Human's Daily Morning Routine Posted: 14 Sep 2016 02:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Gregory Baskwell) Tagged: dogs , getting ready , funny , Video Share on Facebook

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